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kid: dad whats a 69 dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
“Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.”
mrcrockers: mrcrockers: hue jackman i showed this to my sister and she slapped me (Source: noverachiever, via prinyoulittlesh-t)

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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queeniecouncil: "whats tumblr? what do you do on there?" (Source: cyberharpie, via prinyoulittlesh-t)

queeniecouncil:

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

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dovvnload: My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language (via lokilover69)

dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

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abrotion: gay marriage is only legal in 18 countries but being gay is a crime in 83 countries like i’d literally be breaking the law just by LIVING in 83 countries in the world but yeah go on tell me again how “homophobia isn’t even a big deal anymore” thanks (via weight-a-second)

abrotion:

gay marriage is only legal in 18 countries but being gay is a crime in 83 countries like i’d literally be breaking the law just by LIVING in 83 countries in the world but yeah go on tell me again how “homophobia isn’t even a big deal anymore” thanks

(via weight-a-second)